Bucks Night Traditions

Disclaimer – We do not endorse any of the following traditions in any way, much as they make us laugh. We advise extreme caution when carrying out any of the Bucks Night Traditions below.

Restraining The Buck

Bucks have been observed (often stark naked), at the following types of embarrassing locations:

1. Chained-up in the middle of a round-about on a busy intersection
2. Tied to a bus stop stand
3. Restrained at the entrance to a railway station
4. Handcuffed to a parking meter
5. Spread-eagled in front of a church
6. Laid out in front of the future mother-in-laws home, naked and surrounded by Gnomes
7. Secured to the base of a railway crossing boom gate
8. Attached to a light-pole on the median strip of a main city road

Coating “Little Buck” & his mates:

The following substances have been known to find their way on Bucks genitalia*. These are not for the squeamish and might require force to hold him down.

1. Industrial grease (but make sure it’s new / clean).
2. Shoe-polish
3. Food dye - in a variety of colours.
4. Honey, treacle, golden syrup
5. Toothpaste
6. Gaffer-tape all over his pubic hairs.
7. Peanut Butter – crunchy of course

*Some individuals may be allergic to some ingredients resulting in a terribly swollen penis

Party Game Penalty Suggestions:

1. Drink a raw egg.
2. Eat a bug or moth.
3. Drink beer through your nose with a straw.
4. Eat a tin of cold baby food.
5. Pluck three hairs from different places on your body (not from head).
6. Put 20 marshmallows in your mouth and serenade the first female you see
7. Moon a passing car.
8. In 60 seconds, swap clothes with the last person who was penalised.
9. Eat the mystery food item of your choice - hot pepperoni sausage, jalapeno chili etc.

A More Permanent Reminder of the Night - Tattoos & Piercings

He may be feeling no pain on the night but be sure the buck will see the joke in the morning or he may never speak to you again and neither will the bride if your ‘present’ interferes with their wedding night activities!!

1. One or both nipples pierced.
2. Prince Albert – piercing through the hole and out the base of the knob.
3. The Apadravya – vertical piecing right through the penis head.
4. An oldie but a goody – tattooing the letter ‘W’ on each butt cheek. WOW!
5. Choice of small creatures tattooed on his penis, a blowfly is apparently popular.

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Let Your Fantasies Come Alive. Adults, party and fancy dress costumes and uniforms - Be a Maid, Nurse, Police Woman or School Girl. We have the fantasy costume and accessories for you. Indian squaw fancy dress, cowgirl costumes, hollywood movie star costumes, greek goddess costume, be a bunny, an angel, fairy, nun, policewoman or pirate. A hippy chick or a rock star fancy dress costume. Xmas, Birthday, Hens Night or Bucks Night, Halloween. We'll have the costumes for you

Pull the Wool and Jam the Lamb

Bad Girl Apron with Boobs

Miss Anna the Inflatable Ewe

Little Suzi the Head Job Beer Holder

Pin the Boobs on the Babe

Inflatable Penis Hat

Bucks Night T Shirt

Hens Night Ball & Chain